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People always have to say something.


Sometimes it’s just to make polite conversation, other times it’s from awkward nervous anxiety.

Sometimes people are idiots.

You can’t bring a duffel bag full of workout clothes to work without someone saying, “Got a body in there?”


I look at them stone-faced. I appear to size them up from head to toe.



Then I say, “Not yet.”

Less Aggressive Rock Anthems

We Might Rock You - Queen

Rock & Roll Until About 8:00 pm Then Call It a Night - Kiss

We Are the Runners Up - Queen

I Love Top 40 Pop - Joan Jett

Rock You Like A Thunderstorm - Scorpions

Looks That Make One Lightly Uncomfortable - Motley Crue

Welcome To The Rainforest - Guns n Roses

You Nudged Me Throughout the Evening - AC/DC