You know what I hate? I hate it when before you have had any coffee, your boss is standing at your desk asking you for some information, so you pull up a spreadsheet and he asks you to sum 3 columns and you start to do that but realize you selected an incorrect cell and then try to go back and frantically correct the information that you inadvertently clicked on and then he starts telling you step-by-step what to click, assuming you are a complete freaking idiot, have no idea what you are doing, and perhaps have never even seen an Excel spreadsheet before.


Five minutes later, he has no recollection of the event because he obtained the number he needed. Meanwhile you muddle through the rest of the day humiliated and flustered while contemplating a more suitable career as a Pancake Designer/Engineer at IHOP.

I really hate that.